Posted by
Sackco on Thursday, February 15, 2007 6:36:41 PM
I cannot provide all the details here, the time is just not right, but I have the following announcement:
My wife is running for Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby. She is not one to kiss and tell, and she is even less likely to kiss the dead and tell. "That's just icky," she told me this morning. You'll just have to trust us.
We were going to throw my hat into the ring, but decided that because I had a vasectomy decades ago someone would drag that up to prove that I couldn't have been the father. Of course I could have played the cryogenics card, and maybe I should have. But between the two of us we decided that my wife had a better shot at it.
There will be lots of questions, and in time lots of answers. Until all the information can be made public just remember this: My wife is the father, not me.